Actually there is a thirteenth rule here, and this do everything contrary to what you have learned visiting this forum. Then there are again some twelve golden ways left:
Look for cracks, subdivided in illegal software and …
Practice unsafe hex, browse the web for free prOn
Look for software that adds smileys to your posts, mail etc
Look for kewl skins, screensavers etc
Look for spyware removers, concentrate on the kind that makes you pay before it removes anything
Install a P2P program and repeat all of the above
Look for pokergames, slotmachines and other gambling outfits
Look for ringtones and other stuff to bling your phone
Do NOT pay for anything, the internet is a place where you can steal anything from everyone without even saying as much as thank you
Click on those unexpected links and attachments in email, because you’re curious…
Do loan your laptop to the next door neighbour for the weekend and give him your Admin account login so he can get his project done with no hassles
Let the Babysitter use your laptop for ‘schoolwork’