Hmmmmmmm Hello mere mortals it is I God speaking.
Um…Ok With the Avast for Linux Ubu Application (Ubu is clever techno speak for Ubuntu); When I set it to do a FULL scan (or any other scan) it spends DAYS scanning AVI files, MP3 files, and a whole heap of other stuff that is not infectable…
It annoys me because my system is very old, and while it works just fine, it really annoys me to have the hard drive thrashing it’s guts out - for about 2 days non stop, mostly for no good reason - other than the programmers were really lazy and decided that a piss poor job was good enough.
And I am thinking… setting up Avast to search through EVERY file type -like the AVI’s and MP3’s and the JPG’s; that is like looking for the dog in the fridge, under the bed, on top of the TV, in the draws, behind the curtains etc., etc., etc… when in fact that dog is chained to it’s kennel outside…
So why deliberately FAIL to look exactly where the malware IS, and the file types they come in, instead of sending it to spend DAYS searching where it isn’t?
The Avast spiel about all of this is that Avast for Linux shares the same scanning date / modules / program core as the WINDOZE version; and yet it spends days searching through all the dumb shit, instead of looking for the malware, where the malware actually IS, and what it is actually linked into.
It doesn’t actually search for system breaches, keyloggers, or defiencies in administration either…
What annoys me worsera; is that after doing an incredibly slack job of programming it - there is no way to stop this incredibly wasteful and stupid process from doing what is has been set up to do…
I can’t go settings, "Do NOT search AVI’s, MP3’s, JPG’s etc., etc., etc., etc… and I can’t set it to search INFECTABLE files only…
Like whoever decided to dump this program onto the market, needs their heads baked some more in the hot sun.
Or are their managers, who has allowed this incredibly slack piece of software to be dumped onto the market, 8th grade dropouts too?
This reminds me of a huge fight in an aircraft passenger terminal in Western Australia…
The plane broke and needed fixing. Ok - so the idiots on the staff, gave the passengers an announcement;
“The plane is being repaired - and will be ready for boarding in one hour…”
One hour came and went… another announcement.
“The plane is being repaired - and will be ready for boarding in one hour…”
The second hour came and went… another announcement.
“The plane is being repaired - and will be ready for boarding in one hour…”
And this went on all night.
After 12 hours of being fed the same line with no end insight - the passengers rioted…
So what came out of this was that it took over 18 hours for the repairs to be completed;
And the passengers were saying things to the media, “If they had of told us it was going to take 18 hours we could have gone home and come back instead of being stuck here in the terminal all night…”
“We could have canceled our ticket and taken another company or flight…”
“Thanks to these idiots, we have missed out children’s wedding etc… etc., etc…”
But because the stupids at the desk kept of feeding the passengers this kind of bullshit instead of being straight with them from the outset - they rioted…
This being the case; what in the hell are you people in Avast doing, dumping such poorly configured software onto the market?
Don’t you people “get it”?