My sister recommended Avast and she said that there was an option to have it speak to you in “pirate” is that still available? I would LOVE THAT!
Settings > Language > Install additional languages > Pirate talk
Thank You Thank You THANK YOU!!! ;D
Better hide your email, else you’ll get spam spam spam… 
Maybe they like spam ???
Nobody likes it.
http://phandroid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/no-spam-5.jpg
Hawaiian people like it:
http://www.hawaii.edu/recipes
Its part of Hawaiian Culture
http://www.hawaii.edu/recipes/notes.html
I do not know if its good with Vodka though ???
May as well be 
I don’t drink it.
I lived there for some years, never saw anyone eat spam or use it for cooking… :o
Never lived there but did visit Waikiki Beach (Oahu) for a day on my way to Sydney Australia:
http://www.hawaiigaga.com/oahu/beaches/waikiki-beach-central.aspx
Much rather have Fosters.
Homer Simpson would rather have Duff beer.
Like the last few posts, this is also off topic but there was a real Duff beer.
http://belgianbeerboard.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=398&Itemid=88888994
Belgian beer is fabulous and I remember having a few in Brussles Grand Place
Good thing you can still remember 
I can!
Canada Liberates Belgium
The Liberation of Belgium - 1944
http://www.vac-acc.gc.ca/remembers/sub.cfm?source=feature/belgium60
Many brave Canadians are buried in Belgium and many brave Belgians also 
November 11th Remember
War is HELL! on Earth!
I don’t know why are you all so paranoid hiding your emails. I always have mine public and i got like 2 spam messages in my inbox in the whole time i’m using GMail…
GMail is good at blocking spam but other email handlers may not.
+1
I get less than 4-5 Spam in my spam box in Gmail and less than 1-2 every month in my inbox (and even they come from hacked accounts of my friends!), and my email address is a real B**** and you can find it public everywhere ;D
+1 from me, in all honesty. How bad can spam and junk E. mail be?
Also, the avast! Pirate talk still has an awesome sound and voice collection. ;D
That must be on 5.0, as I do not see that on this pc (running 4.8). I will have to check on my 5.0 machine.