Well, that was an unexpected response.
Caused me to have a look at my reply again, a bit critically, because I did not intend to be condescending, nor “preachy”.
In all honesty, I don’t think I was.
(If I was, someone please inform me.)
There was no eye rolling (that would be this: ::)) nor preaching, and I apologize if it came across that way. I was actually trying to find out what was at play, by asking where you got your program from. Which is part of the reason I pointed out the correct spelling. It wasn’t to show you up.
So I’m attempting to rule out possible reasons for what happened to you.
It appears clear to me that you don’t know where you got Avast from- someone else installed it- so that’s OK, but the doubt still remains.
Now for the defensive bit.
Folk seem to mainly join forums to get a problem resolved, or to keep abreast of tech developments, or learn more, or help others, etc. It’s clear to me that you have not bothered to click on the “here” link provided by DavidR, nor watch the video. If you had, you’d have questions. And be posting in a new topic. The video plays perfectly. If it didn’t for you, a better result would be achieved by writing what happened (error or connection problem message/blank web page, whatever it was) when you clicked on the link for the registration tutorial.
Occasionally folk join forums to vent, if things aren’t going their way.
You are a self confessed technomoron (your word, not mine.) (And yes, I’ve met plenty, been one, helped quite a few.)
But given that you seem to know (or believe) that about yourself, I would suggest that it would be best to ask for help (in future) before doing something you don’t fully understand, or else get someone who does know to do it or talk you through it. There is information on all sorts of computer topics all over the web, and tutorials, and “FAQ’s” and help files etc. If you choose to be ignorant about the operation of a computer, that is entirely up to you, and there is nothing wrong with that, and nobody here will judge you for it. Not me, anyway. But there is no reason to be ignorant about them unless you choose to be. Information and help abounds.
Plenty of users here are happy to do that (talk you through it), self included, but frankly, if you’re here purely to vent I will oblige you by simply unsubscribing from this topic.
I suggest you set your email address in your profile to “hidden”. (Go to “profile”- see the pic below, then “account related settings”, and tick the box beside “hide email address from public?”.) Publishing an email address on a public forum can lead to unsolicited spam.