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Here’s a great recipe you think I might try.

1 medium elephant
Brown gravy
Salt & Pepper
2 Rabbits (optional)

Cut elephant into bite size pieces. This should take about two months. Ad enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over 465 F kerosene fire for about four weeks.

Serves 3,800.

Note: If more are expected, two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as most people do not like hare in their stew.

bob3160…you cook the meal…i’ll supply the desert and drinks ::slight_smile:
should be enought to feed everyone on the forum ::slight_smile:

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/marc57/cberanim6.gif
;D ;D

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|-|3LL0, |-|0// r j00Z

4/4$7! $P0|<3|| |-|3r3

If you can’t quite figure out what this is, go here. ;D

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Check out Lateral Thinking . . .

Scroll down slowly

and be honest to yourself.

Think like a wizard . . .

man

board

Ans. = man overboard

Okay, let’s see

if you’ve got the hang of it.

stand
  1. i

Ans. = I understand

OK . . .

Got the drift ?

Let’s try a few now and see

how you fare?

  1. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/

Ans. = reading between the lines

  1. r
    road
    a
    d

Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you ?

Redeem yourself.

  1.  cycle  
  cycle  
  cycle

Ans. = tricycle

Easy to figure that one out ha!

    0  

  1.  M.D. 
 Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero

C’mon give it a little thought ! !

    knee  

  1.  light

Ans. = neon light

( knee - on - light )

U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

                  ground  

  1.                ------------ --- 
   feet feet feet feet feet feet

Ans. = six feet underground

Oh no, not again ! !

  1. he’s X himself

Ans. = he’s by himself

Now u messing up big time.

  1. ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance

Not even close ! !
  1. death … life

Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance … …

  1. THINK

Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is real fundoo - - -

  1. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. …

Ans. = long time no ‘C’

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Free Head Shave
Get a free virtual headshave.

To get a Free Virtual Head -Shaving, Just register to the forum and upload your photo there. I will personally “shave” you within a month – or so (two kids, a wife, a full time job and a mother-in-law can all, at any moment, impact the turnaround time). After your virtual headshave is complete, your photos will be presented (120X120 pixels) on BaldlyGo’s head-shaving galleries - with or without a goatee, according to my decision.
http://headshave.baldlygo.com/Virtual_HeadShave_free.htm

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Virtual Guitar & Chordbook -this features a flash modeled guitar, over 1300 guitar chords and inversions. You can save chords to your chordbank (mychords).
On the guitar you can do all the normal stuff, like put on a capo go up and down the frets, drag and drop the finger markers to make your own guitar chords.
Chord Sequencer: you can sequence your guitar chords and play them back in the mychords area!

http://www.chordbook.com/

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Poke at Your Own Risk!
Go Ahead Poke one of The Penguins! Dare You!!
http://www.gamesville.lycos.com/html_poke/poke_penguin.swf
Keep On Poking Him And See What Happens ::slight_smile:

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Think you are mentally quick ? Try this…
This is a timed test and you have 10 seconds to click on the answer!!!
Best of luck ;D ::slight_smile:
http://www.richstevens.com/flash/iq.swf

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Hi drhayden1,

You keep this thread alive, just something for ye…
This will keep you busy…

polonus

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is there a link or something missing above polonus my friend ???

don’t know if this is a scam or what ??? ::slight_smile:
That’s right! Now for a limited time you can buy land on the Moon! There are over 1,125,000 lunar land owners from 176 countries around the world. To date more than 300 million acres have been issued to people from all walks of life here on planet Earth.
► You really can buy land on the moon!
► Over 1.1 Million Lunar Land Owners!
► Makes a great gift for loved ones!
► Perfect investment for the future.
► Two former US Presidents own lunar land!
► Even Employees of NASA are owners!
► Famous Movie Stars are owners!
► Makes a great conversation piece!
► Its Symbolic and Romantic!
► See your investment almost every night!
You really can own a piece of the Moon!
http://www.planetaryinvestments.com/

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Over 1.1 Million Lunar Land Owners
I can't tell if this is real either but the above statement doesn't make it legit. [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Jones][b][u]Jim Jones[/u][/b][/url] also had quite a few followers......
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so did crazy charley :o
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Manson
if he ever gets out-i’m leaving this planet ::slight_smile:
click on pic for special effects :o

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Some music to sooth your soul.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/bob3160/ShellFTP/JDRadio.png

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Get The Glass
The interactive board game from the Got Milk? folks. Help the Adachi family ‘get the glass’.
http://gettheglass.com/

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A life size whale on your screen
http://www.wdcs.co.uk/media/flash/whalebanner/content_pub_en.html

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If you have time… boot your computer ;D

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and garfied does a pretty good job of it tech my friend…done my computers a couple of times ::slight_smile: ;D
click on jpg to enlarge ::slight_smile:

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I did the next best thing. ;D ;D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/bob3160/ShellFTP/Technician.png

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garfield is gonna be pissed off thinking he is the only cat that can do stuff like that :o ::slight_smile:

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It’s a dude. You see him still standing here but trust me, he’s going to fall.
http://studenthome.nku.edu/~russelljo/flash/dudefalling.swf