Happy Mother's Day

A Special Holiday Here In The US Today(May 11th)And Other Countries On Different Days :slight_smile:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother's_day

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Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you’ve had a baby….
somebody doesn’t know that once you’re a mother, ‘normal’ is history.

Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct …
somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.

Somebody said being a mother is boring ……
somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver’s permit.

Somebody said if you’re a’good’ mother, your child will ‘turn out good’….
somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.

Somebody said you don’t need an education to be a mother….
somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math.

Somebody said you can’t love the second child as much as you love the first ….
somebody doesn’t have two children.

Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery….
somebody never watched her ‘baby’ get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten …. or on a plane headed for military ‘boot camp.’

Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married….
somebody doesn’t know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother’s heartstrings.

Somebody said a mother’s job is done when her last child leaves home….
somebody never had grandchildren.

Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don’t need to tell her….
somebody isn’t a mother.

You Know You’ve Turned Into a Mom When…
You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes.

You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school!

You actually start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce.

You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to you.

You get soooo into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells.

You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, “Mom, why don’t you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?”

You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you’ve reached over and started to cut up his steak!