I did find this when searching the submissions here, but unfortunately it has done me no good. I will address why not below:

2A - My mobile is locked, but I am not given the opportunity to enter any passcode aside from one I would get from my “secondary phone”, this is my wifes phone. And although my phone claims to be sending a code to her, it never does.

2B - My phone runs Android 2.something.

2C - My phone runs Android 2.something.

2D - While my phone model appears in the avast account online, it tells me that avast anti-theft is not installed (infact, it does not show anything as being installed at all).

2E - Avast is not used on any computer I own.

Please do point out if I a missing something, otherwise I need a new way forward.