Pondus
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The older you get…the more difficult is the be updated on new tecnology ;D
How Not to Use an iPad
EDIT link http://www.maniacworld.com/how-not-to-use-your-ipad.html
full size movi.file download here http://www.mediafire.com/?t4i4in5bn9t79l2
I’m having some trouble seeing the clip you’ve post from marfdrat.net site so I found a new link some people might have the same problem.
http://www.maniacworld.com/how-not-to-use-your-ipad.html
Any way my grand-mother had the same problem too when she pickup my mother mobile phone which she thought it was a TV hand remote control device, and she keeps on complaining to the remote control TV and she didn’t realise it was a mobile phone she nearly bashed the TV with a cricket bat. I’ve been die laughing so hard for a month at my grand-mother ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
DavidR
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Not too surprising, some have problems with marfdrat.net, if you can see the amount of scripts and cross site scripting going on in that page
DavidR
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I’m surprised at the amount of cross site scripting on some sites, but this one takes the biscuit.
Same expression when I visited the site and checked my NoScript for scripts to allow so I could watch it.
I’ll just stick to the MediaFire link. 
system
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I just watched it in IE9 with no problems and didn’t worry about the scripts.
DavidR
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You ought to, as drive by scripts and commonly cross site scripting are how most people get infected.
system
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IE does a very good job of protecting against that with no addons needed. Add to that the script shield of Avast which also works best in IE and I don’t think I need to worry.
DavidR
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My comments aren’t just for your consumption, but also for others viewing this topic, what you do with your own system is down to you. But to say don’t worry about scripts, when they are responsible for much of the malware people get isn’t great advice.
Asyn
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While we get OT on an OT thread… (A bit strange, isn’t it…!?) ;D
…I 100% agree with Dave.
Pondus
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What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits a windshield? ;D
http://theoatmeal.com/djtaf/j/31
so…to remove all these bugs, you need lots of Windshield washer fluid
how may liters do you need to remove a paraglider ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGAMKaC-EQk
bob3160
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GRANDPARENTS ANSWERING MACHINE
Good morning . . . At present we are not at home but, please Leave your message after you hear the beep.
beeeeeppp …
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of “arrival” so we know who it is.
If you need us to stay with the children, press 2
If you want to borrow the car, press 3
If you want us to wash your clothes, press 4
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7
If you want to come to eat here, press 8
If you need money, press 9
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or taking us to the theater, start talking we are listening!!!"
bob3160
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polonus
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Hi bob3160,
Yes rather funny. But in earnest these messages and also messages on the Internet about people being away could be read by unfriendly people that could come and visit your premishes while not being invited. There is also a scam site where peolpe could look up their eventual time of death, to only find later that these data were used to commit personal data theft. All real and all dangerous examples that to give away too much information is risky. Better that the answering machine does not reveal where you are hanging out,
polonus
bob3160
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Polonus,
This picture has nothing to do with me. Not all of us assume the worst. 
Some of us have friends that watch and stay in the house when we’re away.
polonus
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Hi bob3160,
Off course I was not thinking of you. This was just meant as a general warning. But there is always a lot of thruth in humour,
polonus
system
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My answering machine said the following:
“Hello, I’m an answering machine
My master can’t come to the phone right now but if you leave a message after the tone, I’ll be glad to relay it to him and maybe he’ll even get back to you.”
My personal favorite included “At the sound of the beep … if you don’t know what to do then, I probably don’t wanna talk to you anyway.”
I usually ignore incoming long-distance calls showing as unidentified, especially toll-free numbers which are almost invariably sales pitches. But once in a while I like to pick up the phone anyway and answer “City morgue – you kill 'em, we chill 'em.”
