Ouch! ;D
Hey drhayden1 I didn’t know you could smack a dog ;D
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Dave, you can have a friend shoot a video of you shooting yourself with a tazer. ;D
Odie and Garfield when they were younger, & Garfield wasn’t fat. ;D
Much as I would love too, Tazers are illegal in the UK 
So I guess you will have to do it yourself as they are legal in the USA 
Body hair bikini top and I didn’t know a man can show a hairy bra ;D
;D
Guess what, I have just found this in an old email I saved from 2004, so it has certainly done the rounds.
Was it the same one ? it’s funny how these popup again after so long but the good one’s always hang around 
Absolutely the same scenario, some slight word changes here and there and little embellishments.
Here goes... Last weekend I spied something at Larry's Pistol and Pawn that tickled my fancy. .... .... .... here I sat in my recliner, my dog Molly looking on intently (trusting little soul), reading the directions (that would be me, not Molly), and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh and blood target. I must admit I thought about zapping Molly for a fraction of a second and thought better of it. She is such a sweet doggy, after all. .... .... .... What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best. Those of you who know me well have got a pretty good idea of what followed. I'm sitting there alone, Molly looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, "don't do it daddy," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny lil' ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad (sound, rational thinking under the circumstances, wouldn't you agree?).I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it.
(Note: You know, a bad decision is like hindsight–always twenty-twenty. It is so obvious that it was a bad decision after the fact, even though it seemed so right at the time. Don’t ya hate that?) I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and Holy #$@&*%&%#@!! I’m pretty sure that Jessie Ventura ran in through the front door, picked me up out of that recliner, then body slammed me on the carpet over and over again.
Same, same ;D
for those who want to see… there are some videos on youtube ;D
just search for jackass and/or tazer
A student asked,
‘What gender is ‘computer’?’
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female,
and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer’ should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men’s group decided that ‘computer’ should definitely be of the feminine gender
(‘la computadora’), because:
-
No one but their creator understands
their internal logic; -
The native language they use to communicate
with other computers is incomprehensible
to everyone else; -
Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long
term memory for possible later retrieval;
and -
As soon as you make a commitment to one,
you find yourself spending half your paycheck
on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine
(‘el computador’), because:
-
In order to do anything with them,
you have to turn them on; -
They have a lot of data but still can’t
think for themselves; -
They are supposed to help you solve
problems, but half the time they ARE the
problem; and -
As soon as you commit to one, you realize
that if you had waited a little longer,
you could have gotten a better model.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:
- In order to do anything with them,
you have to turn them on;
Started laughing out loud when I got to this one. ;D
Me too but for a different reason… I was reminiscing as to how long it’s been since … ;D ;D
OMG Bob, you’ve had someone spying on me?
+2 ;D same old habit on everyday sunday 
Too damn cold to be sitting around in my socks ;D
DavidR come over to Australia and have a XXXX beer with, and you won’t get to cold sitting around in your socks ;D