581

Bad idea to drive down that road… ;D

582

Kids have no fear. Their parents make up for that…

583

The Baldwin street in Duedin, New Zealand is the steepest street of the world.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baldwin_Street

Just awesome, every car gives up on that street. :smiley:

584

I would have pushed my go-cart miles to find a hill like that when I was younger, especially with the nice launch into the drink at the end.

We had something similar near my house but there was a blind bend near the bottom which was a bit of a gauntlet in hoping that a car wasn’t going to come around and at the bottom we would end up the creek, a nice cool off after pushing the go-cart up the hill ;D

585

http://www.screencast-o-matic.com/screenshots/u/Lh/1378217379214-17725.png

586

That’s a great shot ;D

587

And you thought that all you had to worry about was a virus…

http://www.screencast-o-matic.com/screenshots/u/Lh/1378332195095-41504.png

588

That kid is smart. He is hiding behind the camara ;D

589

ROFL ;D The comment is even better than the pic…!!

590

I don’t think this kid isn’t smart enough to move very quick while hiding behind the camera IF he get bitten by a Croc ;D ;D ;D

Hey Croc. Psssss better hurry up and grab you’re lunch before it to late ;D ;D

591

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY,
AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRACIES OF ENGLISH

  1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA… FLOOR.

  2. ATHEISM IS A “NON-PROPHET” ORGANIZATION.

  3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES ?

  4. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY, IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.

  5. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, “WHERE’S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?” SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

  6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS ?

  7. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP ?

  8. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION ?

9 IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM ?

  1. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO “GET AWAY FROM IT ALL ?”

  2. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT ?

  3. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES ?

  4. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK ?

14 WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION TOILETS ? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL BREAK-IN AND CLEAN THEM ?

  1. IF A TURTLE DOESN’T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED ?

  2. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS ?

  3. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MUTE, DO THEY STILL TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT ?

  4. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK TELLER MACHINES ?

  5. HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS ?

  6. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD ?

  7. ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON’T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

  8. DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA ?

  9. DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY ?

  10. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A “CIVIL” WAR ?

  11. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO ?

  12. IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY ?

  13. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE ?

  14. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD ‘LISP’ TO HAVE ‘S’ IN IT ?

  15. WHY ARE HAEMORRHOIDS CALLED “HAEMORRHOIDS” INSTEAD OF “ASSTEROIDS” ?

  16. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN’T SHOOT AT THEM ?

  17. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM ?

  18. IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED ?

  19. CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD ?

  20. WHY DO SHOPS HAVE SIGNS, ‘GUIDE DOGS ONLY’ ? THE DOGS CAN’T READ AND THEIR OWNERS ARE BLIND.

592

ROFL ;D All of them are good, but not all will get it.

I see, said the blind man to the the deaf man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

593

@craigb, I’ve passed them along. thanks :slight_smile:

This may not be a tree planting ceremony but:

http://www.screencast-o-matic.com/screenshots/u/Lh/1378411012331-33006.png

594

@ craigb Those are good. I’m always looking for stuff like that. 8)

595

God Crikey :o Craig you’ve really crack me up when I nearly lost my bowel when I couldn’t stop laughing ;D ;D ;D

596

Glad you all like them and pass them on to whoever you wish as they were passed on to me in an email :slight_smile:

597

Lunch

http://www.screencast-o-matic.com/screenshots/u/Lh/1378459618676-11372.png

598

A French delicacy, this boy is cultured ;D

Looks like the same boy from the previous page that was buried in the sand Bob.

599

You’re meant to kiss it stupid ;D

Even then isn’t it girls that kiss frogs ;D
Or, got to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your Prince ;D

600

My darling husband,

Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the

small accident I had with the Ute when I turned into our driveway.

Fortunately it’s not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too

much about me.

I was coming home from Caboolture and, when I turned into the driveway, I

accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the Ute fortunately came to a halt when

it bumped into your new car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will

forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

XX

P.S. Your girlfriend phoned.