In addition to the big “page generation” times occasionally, I also get >10s delay sometimes - but the page footer still shows 0.11s.

kubecj - can we see all those killed hens please ? Hehe ;D I want to see how they look like after heavy Alwil hand “touched” them… ;D

Now I know how KFC (K_entucky Fried Chicken) came up with idea for their business… at first they ran few servers, and when they had similar problems, they killed few of those hens… after few years… well, we all know the rest… ;D

Still slow… :cry:

This was great… see attachment… I hope it could stay that way…

Don’t know what you guys did but thanks. We’re back in business. ;D ;D ;D
As always, the Alwil team came thru. :slight_smile:

i had to look and see why he was killing chickens lol

To perform a ritual in the direction of crashed software or hardware that one believes to be futile but is nevertheless necessary so that others are satisfied that an appropriate degree of effort has been expended. “I’ll wave a dead chicken over the source code, but I really think we’ve run into an OS bug.”

What is this ? Take a look at my attachment ? That’s what I get when I tried to write K_E_N_T_U_C_K_Y in that sentence (of course without underscores). OK, I’ll try to write word marked with red, but this time without underscores… again… If I try to write as it should be written, like this:

Kentucky Fried Chicken… See ?

I don’t get it ??? :o

People, try that and you’ll see…

It seems that probably Pavel added names of some cigarettes into the censored words. K_E_N_T is one of them and it seems it does catch also the substrings.

I can explain this ;D ;D
After someone spammed the cigarettes offers here several times, I put three brands into censored words - and K_E_N_T is one of them, so it is replaced by ‘*’ ;D

Faster, faster, faster… :stuck_out_tongue: ;D

Only 4 seconds - I said earlier the forum should be much faster ;D

Thanks guys I knew it’s something like that, but I was wondering… why cigarettes… although, I hate them, haha ;D

Let’s try something else…

PORN !

Great, we can write this one… ;D ;D ;D

Hahaha, and I just noticed it looks like this:

*ucky Fried Chicken

It looks like Fucky Fried Chicked and second one is not censored at all ;D ;D

Fried chicken… Killing hen’s, I am wondering if kubecj is working for that company… ;D ;D ;D

Hahahaha ;D ;D ;D Good one Eddy !

Kubecj, are you KFC employee by any chance ? ;D

KFC employee or not, but one thing is certain… he is good in solving these forum/server related problems. Time of loading of these pages is noticeable decreased… yeepee !

I still gonna report his behaviour to the WWF.

Killing animals just to get a board going again is not something I tolerate.

;D ;D ;D

Yeah, kubecj owe us some answers… ;D

At least tell us, how many ? How many ? 10 ? 50 ? 3485 ? ;D

Just three. Next step in black magic is to find a virgin AFAIK. ;D ;D ;D

get back to work kubecj, leave the virgins to me ;D

I hate virgins ! ;D (This is from Smurfs, hehe)

ha… you boys are bad :wink:

and looks like its time to make some chicken soup…

thanks for the fix, whatever ya did :slight_smile: Its much faster