Today is the first day of the rest of your life!
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday!
Each man paid in full.
Any others?
Not sure if this shouldn’t be here, http://forum.avast.com/index.php?topic=85679.0.
This is not necessarily for funny items. Just for sayings and/or thoughts. Yes, they could involve humor.
So now we have 2 “off topic” posts. ;D
Paranoia saves sometimes life!
This “philosophical” tidbit was from a best friend’s college yearbook entry what seems like centuries ago. I defy you to not even try unraveling the obvious non-sequitur:
No matter how high a bird flies, you can always break a window with a hammer.