AcmeVaporware Inc. today revealed its new Google-Trac Razor (pdf file) before a horrified, yet goodnatured crowd of beauty and barber science academy graduates.
The first overly manic personal grooming system of its type anywhere on earth, the new Google-Trac Razor has well over 100 razor-sharp blades that simply don’t know when to quit, ever.
its a pdf file…requires adobe reader or such!
http://acmevaporware.com/AVW_GOOGLE.pdf
dam…what shaviing cream do i use with that ???