Yeap >:( Say something… Like, … I don’t believe it you mistakenly stepped on the accelerator instead of the brake :
P. S. Payback is a bitch…
No comment… ;D
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2013-09-06/
I don’t think there is much you could say since he obviously got caught out cheating 
Good thing that the poor animal is almost certainly not likely to get access to a mirror after it wakes. ;D
Or maybe the poor dog hates being completely white for a change, and decide to allow this kid to give this dog a new colour fur coat like the Woodstock Festival lying down very peaceful smart dog ;D
Heres a funny Video about driving rules and that it not ever good to respect them:
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Really funny i have to say. ;D
The wit of Phyllis Diller…
Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
Aim high, and you won’t shoot your foot off.
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab together, without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.
We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
My great-grandmother had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
You know you’re old if they have discontinued your blood type.
DIED IN SERVICE
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it.
The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up; stood beside the little boy; and said quietly, “Good morning, Alex.”
“Good morning. Pastor,” he replied, still focused on the plaque. “Pastor, what is this?”
The pastor replied, “Well, son, it’s a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.”
Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex’s voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,
“Which service, the 8:00 or the 9:30?”
Men Taking Up Too Much Space on the Train…and don’t complain or ask why ladies unless you’re a male to understand why ;D ;D 8)
http://mentakingup2muchspaceonthetrain.tumblr.com/page/1
Sorta reminds me of the baby diaper thread over at the Green Brewboard.
The Pharmacist’s Morning
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by
his sobbing wife.
Tearfully she explained, "It’s the druggist. He insulted
me terribly this morning on the phone.
I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the
phone."
Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront
the druggist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist
told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it.
This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up.
I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car,
just to realize that I’d locked the house with both house and car
keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys."
“Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket.
Later, when I was about three blocks from the store,
I had a flat tire.”
“When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were
waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started
waiting on these people, all the time the darn phone was
ringing off the hook .”
He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against
the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all
over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to
pick up the nickels and the phone was still ringing.
When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer,
which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch
of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and
broke."
"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and
I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife.
She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.
And believe me, mister,
as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK9zUXEI0lM
Those who wich they owned a Lambourgini Aventador
Underwear Dust
BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!
[i]One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast’. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!’
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer… ‘What the heck is this?’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
‘[/i]Donna’, he hollered into the bathroom, ‘Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’
She replied with a snicker. 'It’s not talcum powder; it’s ‘Miracle Grow’!
I was initially thinking that is the fattest bear I have ever seen :o then he stood up and undressed ;D
Isn’t that Yogi Bear the smartest bear knows how to used a side load washing machine ;D ;D
funerals can be expensive… so then DIY ;D