Lady Golfer
A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round
of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blonde
woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them.
She explained that the member who brought her to the club for a round of
golf had an emergency that called him away and asked the trio whether she
could join them.
Naturally, the guys all agreed.
Smiling, the blonde thanked them and said, “Look, fellows, I work in a
topless bar as a dancer, so nothing shocks me anymore. If any of you want to
smoke cigars, have a beer, bet, swear, tell off-color stories or do
anything that you normally do when playing a round together, go ahead. But, I
enjoy playing golf, consider myself pretty good at it, so don’t try to coach
me on how to play my shots.”
With that the guys agreed to relax and invited her to drive first.
All eyes were fastened on her shapely behind as she bent to place her
ball on the tee. She then took her driver and hit the ball 270 yards down the
middle, right in front of the green.
The father’s mouth was agape. “That was beautiful,” he said.
The blonde put her driver away and said, “I really didn’t get into it, and
I faded it a little.”
After the three guys hit their drives and their second shots, the blonde
took out an eight iron and lofted the ball within five feet of the hole.
The son said, “Damn, lady, you played that perfectly.”
The blonde frowned and said, “It was a little weak, but even an easy
seven would have been too much club. I’ve left a tricky little putt.” She then
tapped in the five-footer for a birdie.
Having the honors, she drove first on the second hole, knocked the heck
out of the ball, and it landed nearly 300 yards away smack in the middle of
the fairway.
For the rest of the round the statuesque blonde continued to amaze the
guys, quietly and methodically shooting for par or less on every hole
When they arrived at the 18th green, the blonde was three under par, and
had a very nasty 12-foot putt on an undulating green for a par.
She turned to the three guys and said, "I really want to thank you all
for not acting like a bunch of chauvinists and telling me what club to use or
how to play a shot, but I need this putt for a 69 and I’d really like to
break 70 on this course.
If any one of you can tell me how to make par on this hole I’ll take him
back to my apartment, pour some 35-year-old Single Malt Strathmill Scotch
in him, fix him a steak dinner and then show him a very good time the rest
of the night."
The yuppie son jumped at the thought! He strolled across the green,
carefully eyeing the line of the putt and finally said, “Honey, aim about 6
inches to the right of the hole and hit it firm. It will get over that little
hump and break right into the cup.”
The father knelt down and sighted the putt using his putter as a plumb.
“Don’t listen to the kid, darling’, you want to hit it softly 10 inches to
the right and let it run left down that little hogback, so it falls into the
cup.”
The old gray-haired grandfather walked over to the blonde’s ball, picked
it up and handed it to her and said, “That’s a gimme, sweetheart.”
The blonde smiled and said, “Your car or mine?”
REMEMBER . . . OLD AGE AND TREACHERY WILL OVERCOME YOUTH AND SKILL EVERY
TIME 
