i belive im infected with a virus called debian but avast dont know about it
how do i verify that i have this virus 
Full computer on-line scanning:
Kaspersky (very good detection rates)
ESET NOD32
Trendmicro housecall
F-Secure
BitDefender (free removal of the malware)
If your computer starts working unexpectedly smoothly, you have the debian virus.
avast! doesn’t detect debian because avast! is based in Europe and therefore part of the conspiracy to to push the debian virus, and other linux viruses on unsuspecting users. In fact many users here are infected with the debian virus, and like nothing more than to push it upon unsuspecting visitors. Like me…
Muahaha!!!
Thats bad, of course being here in the U.S I Don’t know how long it would take to hit here, if ever? but I feel like I could use it with how my computer keeps freezing as soon as I log onto windows I feel a reinstallation of windows coming on ;D
LOL Frank !!! ;D ;D ;D
Welcome to the forums, topoyeah23. 
I hope you get the little joke they are making.
For those who might not get the joke, click on the link supplied above by feRRaRi.